zoe major: tripping the light puntastic
as a writer, it goes without saying that i love words. and when they're words from one of my favorite fashion characters, well, let's just say i die. which might explain why i found myself lolzing all over my irish oatmeal this morning at the latest zoe report headline about alexander wang's torrence handbag: "chitty chitty wang wang." seriously. who writes this stuff?
so here, without further ado, is my top 10 list of rachel zoe fashion puns. or, as i like to call them, "zoe-gasms."
1. up close & proenza
3. you've got mail (about an envelope clutch)
4. ball & kayne
5. lanvin on a jet plane
6. peeping tom (about some new tom ford sunnies)
7. you don't know 'drille (about some platform espadrilles)
8. a book fit for mcqueen
9. somertime (about a new product from kate somerville)
and (drum roll, please) my personal fave... the headline that takes the zoe-gasm to a whole 'nother level, deftly layering one of rachel's own catchphrases on top of a pun about an iPad and excessorizing it with a factoid about rachel's breathless adulation for oscar de la renta. bah-nan-as.
10: iDie for oscar
Posted by knitlit kate at 10:25 AM