4.24.2007

knitting puns DOA


my fave bad knitting pun, spotted in a recent promotional email:

spring is here and it's time to dye!!!

kinda makes me want to poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick.

you?

9 comments:

Gina L said...

That is too funny!

pamela wynne said...

Wow, so hackey! My most hated puns are purl=pearl and anything about being "in stitches." But those are just a matter of personal taste, since they don't actually reference DEATH.

Kate Lathrop said...

total OT - saw the Ms. Oni Opera Gloves on a couple of sites and would love to purchase the pattern from you! TIA - Kate irish_diva@hotmail.com

Gina said...

Makes me wanna curl up and dye...

Kit said...

That's such a MST3K joke. Man, that was hilariously bad.

Megan said...

Gosh, that's so brilliantly bad! I suppose you have to love anything cheery and morbid, with multiple exclaimation points. I'm with you on the sharp stick. Eye can't wait.

!!!

Stephanie said...

Hello! First time on your site, and yes, that was bad.

clairity123 said...

maybe its the fact that here in the northeast its Not SPRING!!! Yeah its really bad, and the sharp stick is rite on.

jenna said...

Ew. It's not even a good bad pun. However, to comment on gina's comment..."curl up and dye" = good bad pun.

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