pretend you care

i'm killing two tags with one meme. a little warning: i suck at these things. i think i have performance anxiety or something.

it's supposed to be weird stuff, so here's what i got:

i was hit by a transit bus while crossing the street in ridgewood, new jersey. we were in town for my husband's cousin's wedding. i had just had my hair blown out. somehow, my blowout and i made it to the wedding unscathed. i think i am still getting bonus points from my mother-in-law for that one.

dizzy gillespie held a door for me once.

my lip gloss stash is almost as psychotic as my yarn one.

i'm going to ride my bike across the state of iowa this summer.

i faint every time i get the glaucoma test at the eye doctor's.

i am the only person my husband knows who hates both "caddyshack" and "my cousin vinny."

i once got a ride in the oscar mayer weinermobile.

the word "weiner" makes me laugh.

okay, now i wanna hear some weird stuff from one of the coolest bloggers down under: carson.